ernoticon:

marlin-the-fish:

ernoticon:

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON

omfg

I wish that the tumblr app would give you notifications when you got a message or if someone reblogged something off you…

vanillish:

underneathesestairs:

So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this

And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH

perksofhemmings:

lukeypokeey:

calumsbum:

youcoulldbe:

Forever reblog!

“forever reblog” how about nO

the notes omg 

forever reblogging bc da hipster blogs told me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

shutupaubrey:

shutupaubrey:

have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy

Always

flimsi:

Chicken dance - Verona 19/05/2013 

#has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken before?   

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

heartbreakirwin:

Luke Hemmings + Selfies

tacalle:

lesupernerd:

Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.

This is actually really sad.

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”

It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

chubbymuffin:

ski-to-be-free:

I want an arrow tattoo because of the quote: An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means it’s going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming.

Omg 

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em